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<span class="dquo">"</span>The The Impotence of Proofreading" or "The red penis your friend"
This failed to get posted a few days ago, and I just found it. Thank goodness for auto-saving drafts!
I got an email from John B. today! So that's one person I can cross off my list of long-lost friends I need to get in touch with. Now just 15 to go…And I'm sorry James, Jason, and Katie. I know I owe you all a good long email or phone call. I really will get on that one day. I've just been a hermit on IM lately.
The news from John is this:
I plan on being back there sometime within 18 months or something. I gradumacate in december, going to stick around here for a little bit and work
for the ambulance and FD to get some outside-of-C of O-experience. Still planning on returning to KC to join the FD, just got to get some more experience before I'm competitive there.
I had a thoroughly unproductive night. I spent several hours making a new page of silly quiz results for my website. Yeah, it's completely silly and worthless, but I followed my usual guidelines when I make a decision: Will this result in jail time or merely a large fine? and Will my parents find out? Assuming the answers were good ones, since I'm too lazy to bother answering my own questions, I went ahead. And now the whole world can know that I am Anakin Skywalker, Winnie-the-Pooh, a golden retriever, JFK, died noblely at swordpoint in a previous life, an earth sprite, and utterly numb deep down inside, among other things.
The next addition to the site will likely be answers to various email surveys from times gone by where you answer dozens of trivial and some not-so-trivial questions. I'm basically a web whore.
Also I was snooping around on the web rereading my favorite Taylor Mali poems. I thought I would share some words of wisdom:
Do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend.